i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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