Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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