did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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