we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
