If i come over, it means nothing
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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