Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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