he puts the penis in happiness.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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