I love black thongs
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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