It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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