I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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