I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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