im having a threesome with these popsicles
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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