I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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