playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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