Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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