its not stalking. its research.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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