if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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