i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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