big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I can't trust your balls anymore.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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