I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Say something about gay babies.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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