that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Randomize
