what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
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