: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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