carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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