My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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You. Win. At. Life.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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