i permit you to call me
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
There are leaves in my underwear?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
