i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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