That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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