how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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