Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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