he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Come on in and take your pants off
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