my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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