I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
My cat gives me a boner
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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