quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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