I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
honey bunches of taint.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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