people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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