party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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