Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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