Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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