physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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