Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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