Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
This is my gift to your gina
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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