i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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