physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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