if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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