i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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