whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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