the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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