The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
