Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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