i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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